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Linguistic pet peeves that make me cringe*:

• "could of" when you mean "could have" or "could've"
• "alot" or "allot" when you mean "a lot" (as in "a whole bunch" or "much")
• "I could care less" when really you mean that you couldn't care less, and should say that instead, unless your intent is to be sarcastic, but it's clearly not
  
• Use of the wrong archaic pronoun
• Use of archaic pronouns without appropriate accompanying verb conjugation

*This is not anywhere near an exhaustive list.